Joined: Sat May 26, 2001 9:59 pm Posts: 7823 Location: Bad Hersfeld, Germany
*lol* just on the Late Show rerun ... Jay read from a newspaper report ...
Husband and wife got in a fight, woman threatens husband she'd shoot him if he dialed 911 ... also asked him, how to operate the gun ... man explained it to her, then dialed 911, woman shot him ...
"Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you." "Speed doesn't kill - suddenly becoming stationary on the other hand ..."
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