F-Body Europe

Aw man here we go again! I'm just really amazed at the scope of vehicles that are popping up w/ this thing.

88-89 Thunderbird silver. Please go back to the hole you came from. Did someone tell you they saw your car in F&F too? Figured if it was in the movie it has to be legit, right? Moron.

91-93 Teal BMW 3 series 4 door. He's got it slammed w/ the wheels and low pro tires. Didn't look bad until he passed and spotted the saw blade. He was pimpin too. I swear you are gonna have to duck if w/in 5 feet of this thing.

This one just breaks my heart. I've seen this car for yrs and he's got 2. One is a Mercedes wagon black on black w/ huge 11" rims out back. Sweet and well taken care of. Well he decided to do his coupe the same way. You've seen the car I'm sure...black on black 90-92 Coupe. Always clean. Coming to work this morning I see something strange and didn't look quit right. Low and behold his been baptized too w/ this thing. But he took a step further and got a double decker and painted black to minimize it's effect on the retina. Now I can have lunch and dinner! This is a older guy so like aids there is no age, sex, race barrier at all. I thought this guy was on the up and up but nope.

Tragic. I'm gonna start posted pics next if I see one more.

As far as the the white Jetta with the huge aluminum shopping cart handle, you don't recognose the spoiler?? It came off the one car everyone is forgetting...

... Tha black eclipse with that huge silver "bookshelf" on it and a massive decal of spiderman across the front hood!!!

Sad enough to say I work with this clown and let me tell you he is one he!! of a space cadet. I don't know what it is with him and superheros, mabe it's to match his underroo's. Look closer at the Jetta it has capt. America stickers on the wing and the trunk.

This fruit cake comes to the shop bragging about this car he is having shipped over, "There is soo much work in this thing" he says "I had the engine built by the Japanese and no one but this company can touch it"...

...So here I am thinking this bad @ss car is going to be coming, Well he shows up in this monstrosity, I (and all of the shop) couldn't stop laughing. I look closer and notice he has this jacked up psycadelic (sp?) tint on his windows and the interior is painted all red and blue. Then I look in the trunk ans he has a huge N.O.S bottle in there... Oh wait it says S.A.S on it, It's a bass tube! Oh my how my ribs are hurting from laughing so much. I wipe the tears out of my eyes and look up to see a fire bottle mounted to the passangers A-pillar.

Ohh it gets better, This professionally built car breaks down at the shop and he needs help finding a computer for it. So I ask him "is it a stock computer??" he says "yes" so I ask just to make sure "your computer doesn't have any tuning done to it??" he replies "No". So what does that tell you??? I guess that Pro built isn't really PRO built is it???

OK so the car is a joke and he is a liar, well I was fortunate enough to see him outside of work. Homeboy was running around with spiderman sneakers, leather overalls with a big patch of spiderman on the front of it and a leather jacket with a huge picture of spiderman on the back. I was speachless so I go to work and tell my friends what I see and I hear more stories about him.

Things like he has a GPS in his car that connects to an eye piece that sits infront of one of his eyes and he wears it in stores and everywhere he goes. A guy I know sees him rollerblading, this hero is blading and has LEDs in his helmet all lit up and blinking and has LEDs in his wheels on his blades that are all flashing.

There Are plenty of stories but This is long enough

Later
John

Sounds like you need to lay off of the crack pipe. There is no way that I'm going to believe that. Spiderman? GPS eyepiece thingy? Come on now, the minimum age for entering the military isn't 4. Someone else, please let me know that this is just a joke. I'd hate to have to drive all the way over there just to smack the crap out of some idiot. I better be carefull about what I say, he probably gets all of the chicks, being as cooool as he is...

SSZ28 you should've shown up to Bitburg yesterday he was there. That's his favorit apparel. I don't know why be he must be special..and yes his car is that very description. I can't believe his wife would let him walk around like that if that's his wife.

So come on down and smack the poor kid next time....please!

Wife?!?! You sure she doesn't drive that short little bus for him? What's in the water over there? Hopefully you guys don't start drinking it as well...
Wish I was there. Car needs to go to the body shop (finally) and I need to get it ready for new paint before I go to the big beach with no water. It can sit at the shop while I'm gone, as long as it's ready when I get back.

Do you think that spiderman kid will now install "hamster food injection" to his car to make it faster? "I have a HFI VTEC"......

Boy, you are gonna be SO sorry if it turns out he's the real Spiderman.

Actually, no. I'm SuperStud. That is why I have SS all over MY car...

what's wrong with underoo's and stickers? They're cool right?


I got the t-shirt making thing for my computer/printer. My son has FBE underoo's.

I believe this classic Opel GT must have been owned by The Munsters. truly gruesome!!! Look at that table on the back end!

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