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| Author: | Garry [ Wed Feb 13, 2002 7:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What FORD really means ... |
Just got that off the newsgroups ... Driver Returns On Foot (backwards) Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Falling Off: Rusty Door Famous Odor Resistant Dog Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fast Only Rolling Downhill Fastest On Road Device Fastest On Road, Dip! Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Race Day First On Recall Day First On Road to Dump First On Roads & Driveways First On Rust and Deterioration First Order of Reproductive Discipline Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Fix Or Repair Daily Flintstone Or Rubble Driven Flip Over, Read Directions Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Flipping Over Results in Death Flying On Ragged Dreams Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Fond Of Resonating Decibels Foot On Road Decelerates For Old Racecar Drivers For Only Redneck Drivers For Only Retarded Drivers Forced (to) Order Rubber Drivetrain Forced On Reluctant Drivers Ford Owner Really Dumb Fords Only Run Downhill Forgot Our Recommended Defaults Fork Over Remaining Dough Fork Over Repair Dough Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Formed Of Rejected DNA Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forwarded Once; Return Denied Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Found On Red Dumpster Found On Redneck's Driveway Found On Road Dead Found On Roadside Dead Found On Rubbish Dump Found On Russian Dump Found Outside Refuse Dump Found Outside Rotting Dump Four Old, Rusted Doors Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Frequently On Ritalin, Designers Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Fun Obnoxious Redneck Driving Funding Our Retirement Daily (mechanic`s point of view) Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge Funny Old Rattling Dump |
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| Author: | JackZ28 [ Wed Feb 13, 2002 7:43 pm ] |
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Man, Rob is gonna be pissed when he reads this! :p |
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| Author: | Robert13p3h [ Thu Feb 14, 2002 12:18 am ] |
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Quote: Man, Rob is gonna be pissed when he reads this! :p
Why? |
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| Author: | JackZ28 [ Thu Feb 14, 2002 5:15 am ] |
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Why not, I know you're a borderline convert!! I'm just bored, and joking! |
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