Just heard on the Late Show:
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At a Klan initiation, one Klan member shot his rifle in the air. Bullet came back down, hit another member in the head and exited at the bottom of his skull.
Luckily, being in the Klan, his brain is not considered a vital organ.
and
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In Raleigh, a five-legged dog is getting surgery to have two of his five legs removed.
How bad has it gotten in this country with basic math?
The latter sounds stupid, but in fact, medical reasons might require both the extra leg and another to be removed ... read more
here.