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 Post subject: Leno again ...
PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:09 pm 
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"A new trend in New York bar - cocktails with bits of food in it, like ham or cheese cubes. Wasn't that called differently before? Alcohol with food in it - I thought that's called 'vomit'!?"

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Or another one, from the "Headlines" section ...

A guy held up a shop, had the clerk put all the money from the drawer in a bag. While the clerk did, the robber saw a bottle of whiskey and told the clerk to put it in the bag, too. Clerk refused, stating he didn't believe the robber was over 21. Robber got agitated, pulled out his drivers licence and gave it to the clerk. He looked it over, took some notes, handed it back and said OK, he was old enough, and also gave him the whiskey. Once the robber left, he called the cops, which arested the robber at his home.

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Or a headline from a newspaper:

"New Openings for Gynecologists"

:shock: What do editors think when they write headlines like that? :hammer: :lol:

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That is funny shat

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