From CamaroSource.ca
1. You know you're driving a Camaro if your fuel gauge and your tachometer move at the same rate, in opposite directions. - Manny696
2. What does the back of a Mustang look like anyway???
3. You know you're driving a Camaro when the Mustang in your rearview mirror gets smaller and smaller and smaller!!!
4. Old ladies move faster than they ever have to get off the street.
5. The cops don't bother chasing you anymore.
6. You challenge a Mustang at a red light, and he looks the other way.
7. Women you don't know drive up next to you, just to wave!
8. You hear "must be nice" countless times in a conversation about your ride.
9. If you convert your horsepower into years, it's longer than your children's children will live.
10. After goosing the engine, you look in your rearview mirror, just to see if that cutie is watching you. - Pete1burn (#s 4-10)
11. When you're checking your rearview mirror and notice a real cutie staring at your car but can't catch up to wave hi

- Mike
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