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Garry
 Post subject: Leno again ...
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 9:12 pm 
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At a nuclear power plant, they discovered 200 keys were missing. A spokesperson said none of the keys missing were linked to terrorist activities, only incompetence.

A Beverly Hills surgeon is promising through his cosmetic surgery, he can make a woman a born-again virgin. Let me tell you, if you come out of the surgery a virgin, he pulled your skin way too much. :lol:

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"Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you."
"Speed doesn't kill - suddenly becoming stationary on the other hand ..."

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Roy
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lmao on that one

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Garry
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Another one from the Headlines section ...

A guy broke down on the highway, flat tire ... he started changing the tire, when a police car pulled up behind him, giving him some cover while he changed it ... well, he did, got in his car and drove off - police car behind him, followed him and turned the lights on ... arrested him for DUI - the police officer didn't recognize he was drunk until he noticed the guy changed the wrong tire ...

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"Speed doesn't kill - suddenly becoming stationary on the other hand ..."

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Roy
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:shock:

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BWAHAHAHA, now that is funny. :lol:

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Funny stuff man funny
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