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Author:  KC10A [ Mon Feb 16, 2004 7:07 pm ]
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Found this at Camarosource.ca

1. How do you double the value of your mustang?
Fill the tank with gas.

2. Why do mustangs have rear window defrosters?
So you can warm your hands when you're pushing it in the winter.

3. How do you make a mustang fast?
Drop it out of a plane.

4. What do you call a mustang with twin tailpipes?
A wheelbarrow.

5. A guy goes into a parts shop and says "I'd like a tire for my mustang," the owner looks at him and says, "sounds like a fair trade to me."
Author:  Garry [ Mon Feb 16, 2004 7:55 pm ]
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Reminds me of the jokes people would tell about the Trabant-Cars after the border opened ... one more was:

What's the sports edition?
A Trabant/Mustang with tennis shoes in the trunk
Author:  ChrisV6 [ Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:43 pm ]
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LOL
Sounds like the Trabant jokes, really. :D

Another one:
A Trabant (Mustang) driver has to stop on a red traffic light.
He waits, it switches to green, but he can´t move.

Why?

The cooling fans of the Mercedes behind him came on...
Author:  Garry [ Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:10 pm ]
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Sure it didn't stop on a chewing gum? :lol:
Author:  SSZ28 [ Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:34 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Jagsy [ Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:17 pm ]
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HO HO HO :twisted:
Author:  Garry [ Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:53 pm ]
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Oh, and what's the rear window defroster for?
To keep your hands warm while you're pushing it in the winter :)
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