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Author:  Garry [ Sun Apr 11, 2004 8:18 pm ]
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Couple from Leno ...

With the rising gas prices, SUV now stands for Stranded Urban Vehicle

Some sad news, the inventor of the answering machine died at 92.
Ironically, his last words were "Doc, I know you're there, pick up!"

Headlines:

"Dance will help clear minefields"

"Reward: Lost Black Cat. Walks in circles"

Label on a medicine bottle: "Inhale one tablet vaginally once a day"

and:

"Jane Fonda to Teens: Use head to avoid pregnancy"

Author:  SSZ28 [ Mon Apr 12, 2004 6:53 am ]
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:lol: "Inhale vaginally" :lol: ROTFLMAO

Author:  Garry [ Mon Apr 12, 2004 6:59 am ]
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Image

"Man reportedly lost $2000 ... on his way into a store to by a pickle" - d@mn, I didn't know basic foods went up that much in the States :lol:
Here's some more from that show

Author:  SSZ28 [ Mon Apr 12, 2004 7:24 am ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  JackZ28 [ Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:52 am ]
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What's so funny? You guys didn't know chicks can inhale with their vaginas? What are you, a bunch of freakin' noobs? :roll:

Author:  SRZ [ Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:21 am ]
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The headlines are funny but nothing beats when G-Bush gets interviewed. I remember the one episode him being in the African sahara. Man that was hilarious. Got it on tape too. He should really do him once a wk that guy has him down to a T.

Author:  SSZ28 [ Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:34 am ]
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JackZ28 wrote:
What's so funny? You guys didn't know chicks can inhale with their vaginas? What are you, a bunch of freakin' noobs? :roll:

inhale, no. Exhale, yes. Seen candles "blown" out but never seen one as a shop-vac. Wouldn't that be interesting...

Author:  Daddy [ Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:06 pm ]
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I've seen a girl smoke a cigarette with her's. She was very talented!

Author:  Squirrelina [ Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:41 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
now come on, smoking zigarettes is easy to do,
and before exhale got to be an inhale! or is this too much of logic?
TIP: it is all muscle function (like you breath in and out with your lungs)
well some train their body better than other,
a classical is the peeled banana,
and HINT: ever wondered how girls get pregnant after 'petting' when not really 'done' anything yet? that is inhaled... :wink:

Author:  JackZ28 [ Mon Apr 12, 2004 6:12 pm ]
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Yeah, never try to correct the master of all things woman!!!!

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