I like the last one. That is so true!
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| Author: | koncrete [ Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:49 pm ] |
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Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack You can be president You can wear a white Tee shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell you the truth The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too icky You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character Gray hair is considered distinguished Wedding dress-$500;tux rental-$100 People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat You know stuff about tanks A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase You can open all your own jars You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairs of shoes are more than enough You almost never have strap problems in public you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes Everything on your face stays its original color The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades You only have to shave your face and neck You can play with toys all your life Your belly usually hides your big hips One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look You can “do†|
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| Author: | JackZ28 [ Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:53 pm ] |
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I like the last one. That is so true!
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| Author: | Roy [ Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:55 pm ] |
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| Author: | Garry [ Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:11 pm ] |
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| Author: | Squirrelina [ Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:38 pm ] |
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... which explains why men only think in straight line logic while women were forced to develop multi tasking skills 
or: as soon a women can be described as above and NO men will be interested in dating her
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