F-Body Europe

Your last name stays put

The garage is all yours

Wedding plans take care of themselves

Chocolate is just another snack

You can be president

You can wear a white Tee shirt to a water park

Car mechanics tell you the truth

The world is your urinal

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too icky

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt

Same work, more pay

Wrinkles add character

Gray hair is considered distinguished

Wedding dress-$500;tux rental-$100

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them

The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

You know stuff about tanks

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

You can open all your own jars

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

You almost never have strap problems in public

you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes

Everything on your face stays its original color

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades

You only have to shave your face and neck

You can play with toys all your life

Your belly usually hides your big hips

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look

You can “doâ€

I like the last one. That is so true!

... which explains why men only think in straight line logic while women were forced to develop multi tasking skills

or: as soon a women can be described as above and NO men will be interested in dating her