oh yes, i know, what you talking about. Every weekend the same
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| Author: | Lancer033 [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:48 am ] |
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Warning Message! Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book. |
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| Author: | Jens [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:10 pm ] |
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oh yes, i know, what you talking about. Every weekend the same
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| Author: | Squirrelina [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:48 pm ] |
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Hm. I am female. My name is Beer. I know what you mean and that is why I will forbid Beer at the future dragracing events. Even better... maybe I should stop the events (if I am forbidden there you can not have it either) Bad stuff! Really!! "giving the half empty bottle of Warsteiner a mean look" oh well, somebody got to destroy it! and since I don't have a men around to get him drunk and offer him sex... I will finish my bottle of beer myself now!
Edit: something really wrong with that beer, I had one bottle now I can not sleep all night long! |
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| Author: | jeejee [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:31 pm ] |
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yes this stuff is used for years to get to do people things they wouldn't do normally. the real name is called rohypnol i think.. better not give the beer a beer 
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| Author: | jinstall [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:36 pm ] |
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So Silke, all we have to do is , Chill you, pop your top, turn you upside down, and we can have our way with you? Do you come in a 6 or a rack?   
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| Author: | Squirrelina [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:21 pm ] |
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@ jeejee - Warsteiner is no beer, so I can have those 
@ James... you don't know yet that I am the only one of my kind ?
btw it is all about make men believe that they get what they want but REALLY they want what the women want them to want, and usually men wake up when it is too late to find out that they did not really get what they thought that they got but most the time they just keep wanting what their wife wants them to want because if they wanted something different than what she wants him to want then it might just get too expensive... ...and James, wtf r u still doing at work ??? |
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| Author: | 2slow [ Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:17 pm ] |
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Well, call yourself lucky if you get a couple beers thrown in.... Some of the species waste no time, they go straight for the free sex and pregnancy (and cheat the guy out of his beer). |
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| Author: | Squirrelina [ Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:36 am ] |
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that was a GOOD one ! |
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| Author: | Lancer033 [ Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:11 pm ] |
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2slow wrote: Well, call yourself lucky if you get a couple beers thrown in....
Some of the species waste no time, they go straight for the free sex and pregnancy (and cheat the guy out of his beer).  very true.
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| Author: | TurboManiacal [ Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:28 pm ] |
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2slow wrote: Well, call yourself lucky if you get a couple beers thrown in....
Some of the species waste no time, they go straight for the free sex and pregnancy (and cheat the guy out of his beer). At least we're not like the praying mantis... |
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| Author: | Lancer033 [ Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:32 pm ] |
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TurboManiacal wrote: 2slow wrote: Well, call yourself lucky if you get a couple beers thrown in.... Some of the species waste no time, they go straight for the free sex and pregnancy (and cheat the guy out of his beer). At least we're not like the praying mantis... I've got a few Ex's that were worse |
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