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 Post subject: since I survived the douchebad comments....
PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:02 pm 
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...I'll add some more fuel to the fire. At least this should offend everyone equally.

What they talk about on other forums:

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? Btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.


Mustang (Chevelle) forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success. (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210 MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car. (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?"

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

Toyota Tercel forum
- I got my car to go 93MPH downhill! How can I get it to go 95 without falling apart?

SRT Forums
-"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?


Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start.

Saab Forum
-Some punk kid in somekind of N/A car tried to race me today?
-I just raced a Corvette and I lost but he didn't had a couch and a stove in the hatch like I did. (pics of the hatch)

Volvo forum
-Had a head-on with another Explorer in my 240 today. Should I send flowers to the funeral after I’m done replacing my grille? (pics)

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oldie, but a goodie

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That was cool as hell first time seeing that.

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Keith,
TOO much time on your hands :wink:

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at work on saturday night, nothing to do, but had to be around in case something happened :(

on a + note: had an internet connection and DVD player to kill time and a little paper work to get done

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Don't feel bad I was doing that same duty Friday this past Friday. Are you ready for KoTH?? I'm chomping at the bit to get out there!!!

Are we going ot do the Go Kart show down Saturday?? I still think we need to put the #s of the karts in a hat draw a # and have at it!!

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just got to mount some new tires...and figure out what this ticking sound in my suspension/steering is. I'll drop my wheels and tires off this Saturday, and as long as the wheels don't fall of, I'll be fine

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Guess if you really want to add Kart to the competition, the track needs to be ordered, otherwise we may end up showing up with the whole place rented out ... which of course also means we need a rough number of participants so we can say the timeframe how long the track needs to be reserved ...

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