Lmao, that is some funny a$$ $hit!!!
Very nice Garry!! 
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| Author: | Garry [ Sat Oct 13, 2001 5:02 pm ] |
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Just got this off another F-Body board ... --- Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable." "Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water." |
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| Author: | JackZ28 [ Sat Oct 13, 2001 8:18 pm ] |
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Lmao, that is some funny a$$ $hit!!! Very nice Garry!!
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| Author: | MyCar2 [ Sun Oct 14, 2001 9:13 am ] |
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O my gosh... That is to funny... Here is my favorite. > CREATIVE JUSTICE - PRICELESS... > > > > As for what to do with Osama bin Laden: > > > > Killing him will only create a martyr. > > > > Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages >to demand his release. > > > > Therefore, the following is suggested: > > > > Let the Special Forces, Seals or whomever, covertly capture him, >fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a >complete sex change operation. Then return her to Afghanistan to live >as > >a woman under the Taliban . > > ~~~~~ > > From a high school student.... |
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| Author: | guerardsgt [ Sun Oct 14, 2001 9:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Here is one that's funny that I already put on the board |
Q:Why don't taliban's teach driver's education and sex ed in the same day. A:They don't want to wear the camal out. Somthing I heard that I thought was funny. |
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| Author: | Garry [ Sun Oct 14, 2001 12:09 pm ] |
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Quote: >fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a
>complete sex change operation. Then return her to Afghanistan to live >as > >a woman under the Taliban . That's a good one! 
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| Author: | Dark Angel [ Sun Oct 14, 2001 2:52 pm ] |
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At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Ben Dover warned the United States that if any further military action is taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. |
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| Author: | 99taws6 [ Sun Oct 14, 2001 10:22 pm ] |
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Quote: At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Emigration, Mohammed Ben Dover warned the United States that if any further military action is taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.
HAPU (sp) from the simpsons... |
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| Author: | Garry [ Mon Oct 15, 2001 5:10 am ] |
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Quote: HAPU (sp) from the simpsons...
I think he's from India IIRC ... |
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| Author: | JackZ28 [ Mon Oct 15, 2001 6:31 am ] |
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It's Apu, and you guys are too hilarious!! |
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| Author: | 99taws6 [ Mon Oct 15, 2001 11:26 am ] |
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Quote: It's Apu, and you guys are too hilarious!!
I should have known the devout Simpson watcher would step in.... |
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| Author: | JackZ28 [ Mon Oct 15, 2001 11:31 am ] |
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Yeah, but now there's no Sky1, and that was like the only channel we watched!!!  
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| Author: | Garry [ Mon Oct 15, 2001 11:40 am ] |
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Quote: Yeah, but now there's no Sky1, and that was like the only channel we watched!!!
I got the whole last season of Simpsons on VCD ... 3 episodes per CD ... should work on any DVD player or PC ... also, all episodes of Futurama ... |
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| Author: | JackZ28 [ Mon Oct 15, 2001 9:08 pm ] |
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I hate Futurama, but the Simpsons are my life!! I'll buy them if you burn me copies!!
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| Author: | 99taws6 [ Mon Oct 15, 2001 9:13 pm ] |
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Quote: Quote: Yeah, but now there's no Sky1, and that was like the only channel we watched!!! I got the whole last season of Simpsons on VCD ... 3 episodes per CD ... should work on any DVD player or PC ... also, all episodes of Futurama ... Hook a brother up........ |
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