I'm selling my kids anyone interested 2 for one package deal at one low price of $1 buck OBO. Please only serious bidders this is a legally binding contract and I will sue for my hopes of sanity being destroyed.
Seller is willing to pay shipping cost/ priority mail/registered mail/insured mail or just the normal 3 week mail. I'll put an MRE in the box they'll be fine if not I will refund your money.
This is just a joke to add some spunk to the board no DSS calls please my wife will be Pi$$ED. probably more so than the time I told a walmart stock boy she was stealing that gave her a quick trip to the managers office.
