F-Body Europe

Well I'm cruising about 100 mph on A70 from Schweinfurt to Bamberg and I hit the tunnel. Upon exiting I notice head lights coming up quick, naturaly I hit the left lane and nail it. This thing is keeping up, thanks to slow traffic. Finally a break, I open it up and bury the speedo(155mph+?), no lights in sight. Then about 10 K's up I see 4 way flashers, and I am braking quick(Boy do these stock brakes suck bad) I almost rear end a Bimmer. All of a sudden its a Ford Focus nailing the brakes right behind me, he finally caught me. Well it's stop and go forever. The Focus is all "riced up" and is weaving in the left and right lanes. He passes me on the right, then I pass him. A Km or so and he passes me again and he's lookin hard at me, then this prick swerves left to cut me off. Like a stop and go Stau ain't bad enough. So I have to follow this guy for like 20 Km's, finally we pass the accident and I know this sucker is mine. He stays in the left lane and I'm all over him(what is he thinking). The turn signal trick doesn't work and slower traffic is probably why he isn't going right. My exit comes and I have to go. About 2 hours later I'm at the car wash and this sucker drives in. He and his friend come over. He says he remembers passing me and that I couldn't pass him back. He refuses my rematch. I'm so mad I didn't even stay to dry the car.

Why would you bother wanting a rematch with a focus?

Sounds like this 3rd gen firebird around here. For the last two days, I've went to this drive in that is on the "cruise" and everytime this tool sends his little minions over to challenge me to a race.

His friends: (insert hillbilly name) wants to race you.

Me: Oh (take a drink from my coke)

His friends: He put a LT1 engine in it, and its purty fast.

Me: Oh (take a drink from my coke)

His friends: So you gonna race

Me: Nahh, if he has a LT1 he's way to fast for me. (take a drink from my coke)

This assclown wont even come over his self. loser

Forget about these fools......in between their bouts of penis envy, the suffer from engine envy. This too shall pass.