As far as most of you prbably know, on german cigarettes, there is a warning text like this:
"Smoking is bad for your health, makes your sperm go dead and can kill you!"
I am asking for a regulation like this-
Every Porsche should carry the following warning on the rear window:
"Playing with or smoking Porsches is extremely dangerous for your car, especially your brakes!"
The story:
I visited ToadKiller on Sunday for looking at the Z28 that got smashed by a truck. Well, I bought it and headed happily home on my 400 mile home trip around 6 pm.
Around Stuttgart I´m riding the left lane at an relaxed 125 mph when some little Zuffenhausen jerk starts flashing his lights behind me. Porsche.
I´m in absolutely no mood for racing, so off i go to the right lane.
What does that jerk do??? He speeds by me, gets straight in front of my car and starts braking as hell - then I noticed the next exit 300m mark and knew whats up! He passed me at 130+ mph to get to the exit! MORONS! I hammered down on the brake and prayed to all saints that I will not produce "Porsche on a Camaro Nose Kebab" and swerve into the emergency lane. Luckily that ba****d released his brakes a little and took the exit at breakneck speed.
So far so good. I´m alive and well. As it started raining heavily and the T-Top Camaro is not known for being quiet i did not notice anything.
However as I got off the A-Bahn and came to my first total stop, I opened the window to get some fresh air in. As soon as i fell below 20 mph - SCREECH, GRIND, VIBRATE... OMG!
I pull to the side and then it is plainly evident: Brake Toast.
So this little moron cost me a good US$ 500 in parts for his stupidity.
2 front discs
2 front pads
1 brake line (probably torn off or damaged as it is leaking)
Well, quite a kill story, huh?
Headline for Bild:
"Porsche kills Camaro brakes in utter outbreak of Autobahn-Moronity!"