Boy ... quite some HPs there ...
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The tone of your 5" exhaust pipe doesn't do it for you these days?
Rain turn your "Powered By Honda" window sticker in to a " O red b da" sticker?
You mad 'cuz every other racer in town has the same non-finished, primer colored, held on by duct-tape ground effects?
Are you sick of all the other sweet Civics running around town pimpin' your under car neon color?
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3 "Power Stop" cross-drilled rotor stickers - Yes, that is correct. Only 3. You don't even have one PowerStop rotor, so stop complaining.
2 "Performance Art" stickers - These guys support high-performance vehicles, such as Supras and Mr2s. Don't let this discourage you. These have been
proven to actually stick to the side of a Civic as well.
1 "SRx7.com No Hype... Just Horsepower" sticker - Will be modified to say "All Hype... No Horsepower".
1 "SR MotorSports" sticker - Please disregard that this tuner is known to specialize in Rx7's. Your Civic buddies will not know this, so there is nothing to
worry about.
1 "K & N" sticker - Please apply this to your factory air-box for added "ohhh's and ahhh's" when you represent by poppin' the hood.
1 "EBC Kevlar Brake" sticker - LARGE - Perfect for a back window!
2 "V4 Green Stuff" stickers - Please apply these directly over rear brake drums.
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hese stickers will come delivered in a custom "Type R" carrying case, straight from Japan. See a picture of it here: Picture of Glad Performance Type R Carrying
Case. This will be at NO EXTRA charge!
And finally, to make the ricer-bashing complete:
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As a special bonus, if the bidding for this Honda Performance Sticker Kit goes over $500, I will include (subject to availability) this state of the art plastic
intercooler pictured here. In addition, if the winning bid is over $1000, I will include (subject to availability) the ultra high-performance fake blow-off valve pictured
here.
Can you believe there are actually four people that bid on that??? It's up to $5 from an offering of 0.99 ...
