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MILITARY RULES BY SERVI CE ...
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>Marine Corps Rules:
>1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
>2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
>3. Have a plan.
>4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
>5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
>6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start
>with a "4."
>7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
>Life is expensive.
>8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral &
>diagonal preferred.) 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
>10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
>11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
>12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance,
>or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
>13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention
>to shoot.
>
>Navy SEAL's Rules:
>1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
>2. Kill every living thing within view.
>3. Adjust speedo.
>4. Check hair in mirror.
>
>US Army Rangers Rules:
>1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
>2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
>3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
>4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
>5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
>
>US Army Rules:
>1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
>2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
>3. Curse bitterly.
>4. Curse bitterly.
>5. Do not listen to 2nd LT's; it can get you killed.
>6. Curse bitterly.
>
>US Air Force Rules:
>1. Have a cocktail.
>2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
>3. See what's on HBO.
>4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
>5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point
>presentation.
>6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
>7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
>8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
>9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
>10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but
>close enough to have tax exemption.
>
>US Navy Rules:
>1. Go to Sea.
>2. Drink Coffee.
>3. Deploy Marines

Thats ****** sweet !

Is it true?

Ben

You could say that

Close enough that "some" could say "ouch"!!!!

R.

Close enough that "some" could say "ouch"!!!!

R.