F-Body Europe

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired. (Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
fish stores. (But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and
her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

And you just noticed that the world is nuts??? I think I realized that a LONG time ago ...

of course...

most known sexual decease have their origin in animals as siphilis was from sheep (supposely they feel exactly like a women inside...)

sodom and gomorrha are already mentioned in the byble

and over a million girls between 8 and 16 or younger (africa, some arab and asian areas) still get their genitals cut off or otherwise manipulated to make sure they never have fun with having sex

many other places (kosovo, turkey, etc.) it is absolutely normal for boys having sex with each other, older men or even their older aunts ...

in some countries the fathers have sex with their daughters to get them "prepared" for their marriage

I read a guidance of an american how to have sex with a dolphin, male or female, but he strongly suggests to never use your genitals since a dolphin is much stronger

I met several americans and germans which admitted to have had sex with their sisters, their cousins, and/or other close relatives...

Wow TMI

HUH????.................something of a dark side we don't know about?

who, me?

Extremely Dark

you did not know that yet?