At 0600 hours I'll get up and do the 3 S's Shi#, shower and shave. Then I figure I'll put on some Jeans maybe even my bright pink flamingo t-shirt. Then I'll wake up the wife and she'll tell me to leave her alone my kids will both be grouchy and I'll drink 12 cups of coffee in 10 minutes. I figure around 1200 hours on the 22nd of Dec everyone who is attending the party will start showing up. Then I figure we'll eat around 1400. After we eat we can shoot the Shi$ and talk about everything you broke on John's car

Then around 1700-1800 I figure we can eat again just left overs from lunch like turkey sandwiches and etc. I figure those who are drinking will be passed out at this time and we can throw them over the fence and laugh as they run from the Bull. This will be extremely funny because they'll be so drunk they won't no where they're going. If they start heading back towards my house I have an Ice Cold garden hose we can spray them with to put them back in action. j/k LOL Midnight sense of humor.
It'll be a good day we'll just have to go with the flow a little bit. I am serious we can have show time at 1200 and be eating by 1400. Then pretty sit back and relax for the rest of the day and talk about cooking
