F-Body Europe

You might be a Ricer if....

*Your spoiler is higher than the roof of your car.

*Your exhaust sounds like an elephant fart.

*A softball will fit inside of your exhaust tip.

*You think performance stickers will actually increase your cars horse power.

*You think that your 115 hp 4 banger is faster than a 300 hp V8 just because you added a Nuespeed sticker.

*Your wheels stick out past your fenders.

*Your car makes less than 175 hp, and has racing stripes.

*You consider a K&N filter & a big exhaust tip to be major modifications.

*You lie to your friends about winning a race (when you actually lost).

*You think Honda's are the fastest cars around.

*You can't see out of your back window because of all the stickers.

*You rev your tiny engine every time you see a Mustang or F-Body.

*You tell everyone that your car is fast, but you know its' really a slow P.O.S.

*Your car has performance stickers, but doesn't actually have the parts that the stickers are advertising.

*You brag that your car makes 90 HP per liter (when its only a freakin' 1.3 liter engine).

*You will not race a V8 powered car unless the owner is willing disconnect 4 sparkplug wires.

*You brag about not using nitrous when your car has another type of power adder (i.e. turbo, supercharger).

*You have a "Powered By *Anything*" sticker on your windshield.

*You tell your friends that you smoked a big V8 powered Domestic (but you don't mention the fact that it was a school bus).

*YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS.


thanks to http://www.ls1camaro.net

Man that's all true.... I was at a bar last night and I had some moron trying to tell me he had a 12 sec Civic that would smoke the hell out of my camaro......... So I asked his what he ha done to it... he rattled off that he had A headder, exhaust and CAI and he had to mention that he had slicks on the front.... he tried to make it sound as if that was all he needed... he couldn't remember the rest of what he had done....... I just laughed at him and walked away.... what a loser!

Sounds about right - he should be able to run 12's with those mods, on the eighth of course ...

I didn't even think to ask him that....He also told me about how his car is only set up for 1/4 mi.... yet his friend in his IROC paced him at 180MPH...... I didn't think that an IROC first had an 200mph speed-o much less ael to get up that fast.... also the road he told me that he did it on is nearly impossible due to the ammount of city, county, and state patrol that watch that road..... what an ass!~

My old '87 Z28 was as stable as a rocking horse at 110.

I can remember a few ricers from Ktown that whopp some v8 fbodies at the first OSL.

Huuuugee Diffrence between 110MPH to 180MPH let alone pacing someone most 3rd gens are maxed out @130MPH. But what do I know only owned 4 of them. ended up selling them for something faster.