F-Body Europe

LuS1fer, I feel like to bite you, may I?

Ah...vampire goldfish eh? I thought so too. But what if you threw a werewolf grasshopper into the mix. Who would win - assuming that the full moon had reached it's zenith and the fangs of the grasshopper stood proud of it's horny mandibles like white tulips under a full cream moon. Now assuming it won, would some oriental gentleman step from the shadows and say "Ah, grasshopper, you have done well" or is that merely a fiction.

I don't worry about werewolf grashopper, crunch him before moon raises.
But this oriental gentleman is the one makes me thinking now...
Who is he? Where is he from? Why is he walking into the picture? What is his intention?
(assuming the grashopper did not win)

Yeah. like the grasshopper wouldn't win...like yeah right! Those grasshoppers kick ass!

if there is no ass, how they gonna kick any?
full moon is only once every 28 days,
thinking of the nights length is only 12 hours,
best chances of grasshoppers to win are less than 2% ?
in total, if there is 100 % ass to kick.

lol - but somehow, this thread is getting a bit hard to follow ...

? then take a few drugs all at once and you will not have a problem to
follow this thread

hm ... did you and the others use some to post here? If drugs are a prerequisite, I guess I'd rather not understand this thread ...

no I do not need any drugs, this is normal to me

can not speak now.

must talk later.

I promise.

with sweet sugar, whipped cream, and cherries on top.

Tarry ye not, for behold ye, Sven shall make haste, most gloriously.

with true memories of past travels, romances, travesties.

So take comfort, noble friend. You are part of F- BODY EUROPE.

And in this you shall find solace.

promise or no promise...
I will go for the whipped cream and cherries
to the kitchen right now.

hi Sven, nice seeing you back.

Hey, you can prove anything with statistics but 54% of all statistics are made up.
Besides, only 35% of the population really understand maths and the other 82% haven't a clue.
For example, if you have a survey of how good your car is and you ask one 1977 VW Polo owner if they think they have a good car and they say yes, you can say 100% of those surveyed said their 1977 Polo was a good car. Ask 100 M3 owners and say 75 of them say it's a good car and only 75% of those surveyed think they have a good car.
So on percentages, the Polo looks the better car...which of course it is...with an LS1 fitted and a nodding wolf in the back window (the result of a fight with a vampire goldfish). Now where did I park my ass.... and who left those cherries and whipped cream there. Hey you boys, get away from that burro.

And as Exidor once said on Mork & Mindy "Sven, is that you?"

yes mighty LuS1fer it is I, Sven-

the total package- with whipped cream and cherries on top-

Super Squirrelina, I need more cherries-

Love those cherries- yum!

make that cream EXTRA WHIPPED ...
GOOOOOOOD STUFF!!!

nice to be back. I am working late and I have to get up early so a little more less sleep shall not render any vindication to my conundrum.

either way I will not get much sleep tonight.

no matter how many times I run through the streets spraying whipped cream and assaulting helpless souls mercilessly with cherries.

Be it not for rhyme or reason..but no reason resideth in the statement above.

The night is not so cloudy. some stars can be seen.

ah, the stars,the fires in the sky, which have burned for milenia unspoken, unknown.

The light of the fires shall be strangled by our sun's light at first dawn-
but the flames still burn and shall be released upon the sky at dusk.

- and back and forth it shall go - until many untold billions of years from now-

our sun shall begin to die ( ah .... the poor melancholic soul that I am.....)

and expand, swell and ungulf and vaporize all of the inner planets save Mars,

then shed of all of it's outer layers in violent pulsating bursts-

to collapse as a white dwarf-

and then fade to black as a completeley inert celestial body-

to shine nevermore.

out of many celestial bodies in the sky that you see take note- friends-

there are much, much more that you don't see.

and there are many mysteries in this universe that are better off left unsolved. un answered.

For man it only leads to more questions- and Mankind is presently uncapable of comprehension of this magnitude- even though in the end it all may be so simple that we may be incapable of comprehending the simplicity of it all.

Life naturally, is pure and simple. So simple that many people simply fail to understand and the "completeley miss the boat" in their entire life.

Always remember- sometimes the simple things mean the most.

a smile.

a hug.

a pat on the back.

......whipped cream.....cherries.........sweet sugar........

a basement with chains..... black whips...... archaic agression.....

ahhh...... the simple life......

squirrelina I NEED MORE CHERRIES !!!!!

JUST JOKING, LOOK I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS NOW.
I DID NOT DOUBLE SPACE THIS TIME.

Thank you Garry for your moderation. Moderation is good for a little freak like me.

I shall return on the morrow, after the sun has passed it's midpoint in the sky, in relation to the position of the hemispheres caused by the continual bi annual axial tilt of Earth.