1. Santa is real
2. The easter bunny too
Explanations:
1. Santa is an IRS official, he takes your money all year long and you get little present for christmas, eg. some money back.
2. Read Playboy? The bunnies are real and boy have them got eggz
BTW: Ever read that one about the mobile phone customer coming to buy batteries for his phone? Thre the rechargeable cell away....
Didn´t he wonder what that square plastic piece with the cord on it was for?