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 Post subject: A Halloween Groaner
PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 3:39 pm 
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself
on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him bout where he
got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally
he gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down as they came to a large tree and all the other bats excitedly milled
around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all cried in an excited frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I sure didn't!


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LOL, that is funny as 5hit, but I had to read it twice to get it! :oops: I am a little slow.


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JackZ28 wrote:
LOL, that is funny as 5hit, but I had to read it twice to get it! :oops: I am a little slow.















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Daddy wrote:
:roll: :roll: :roll:


I suppose that joke is beneath you??? :roll:


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hehe, I also needed to read the last couple of phrases to get it! :D

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