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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:36 am 
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made up and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad"

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:


It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for us and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

Chad


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.











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Thats so funny son , I'm not going to killyou . Just maim you a little.

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I wish I would of thought of that. Could of saved a few butt whippins :pat:

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thats funny but would have got me whipped even more

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